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my name is will stephen. i write for collegehumor.com, live in brooklyn, and enjoy long walks off short piers.</description><title>wmjs</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @wmjs)</generator><link>http://wmjs.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>alexwatt:

I’d hate to give it away.
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a8662da07811c971d81dd738024b04ae/tumblr_mn43x1PXWN1qzeqj5o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d0ac2a2010e3d038003d7e65069722d6/tumblr_mn43x1PXWN1qzeqj5o2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whoisalexwatt.com/post/50926398424"&gt;alexwatt&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/tag/mike-and-watt"&gt;I’d hate to give it away.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://wmjs.tumblr.com/post/50931981477</link><guid>http://wmjs.tumblr.com/post/50931981477</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 16:52:08 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Audio</title><description>&lt;iframe class="spotify_audio_player" src="https://embed.spotify.com/?uri=spotify%3Atrack%3A37AP18Bln93rNHUzjFHghD&amp;view=coverart" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" width="500" height="580"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://wmjs.tumblr.com/post/50656408826</link><guid>http://wmjs.tumblr.com/post/50656408826</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 11:40:02 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>humansofnewyork:

My last wife was 47 years older than me.”
“47...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bccf5e789b539f0457399ade68ae307e/tumblr_mmv2hcx8511qggwnvo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.humansofnewyork.com/post/50526237026/my-last-wife-was-47-years-older-than-me-47" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;humansofnewyork&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;My last wife was 47 years older than me.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“47 years???”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“Yep. We met when she was 80 and I was 33. She came to the nursing home where I worked, and everyday she would spend six hours with her dying husband. I said to myself: ‘If she ever loves me like that, I’ll be OK.’ We married a couple years later, and stayed together until she died at the age of 96. If I had any money, I’d make a movie about it.”&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://wmjs.tumblr.com/post/50530367503</link><guid>http://wmjs.tumblr.com/post/50530367503</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 18:58:35 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Why I do what I do.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0e6c232c37f1016a75770b665dd7fbd9/tumblr_mm4u9sCh4i1qlgdf9o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d078dcde7b720efbeb8f78a202f9056f/tumblr_mm4u9sCh4i1qlgdf9o2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Why I do what I do.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://wmjs.tumblr.com/post/49373276648</link><guid>http://wmjs.tumblr.com/post/49373276648</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 May 2013 14:34:40 -0400</pubDate><category>CollegeHumor</category></item><item><title>collegehumor:

Alex Watt partied hard this weekend with some...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/74b533724ec5f1a33fec1a3fc75e3f07/tumblr_mlnxu53mUR1qasthro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7e17794a5e143ff5ae86b47aaae8d451/tumblr_mlnxu53mUR1qasthro2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/33d6dea8962ee434a329d0f236cf001b/tumblr_mlnxu53mUR1qasthro3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blog.collegehumor.com/post/48616161156/alex-watt-partied-hard-this-weekend-with-some"&gt;collegehumor&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user/4000415"&gt;Alex Watt&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/strong&gt;partied hard this weekend with some fans. We have no idea how he keeps getting into bars shirtless. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://wmjs.tumblr.com/post/48617091286</link><guid>http://wmjs.tumblr.com/post/48617091286</guid><pubDate>Mon, 22 Apr 2013 11:52:13 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>andrewbridgman:

Probably the best google suggestions for a...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/461384a824ebe54fbbdba6575e08a38e/tumblr_mlb2ivKupJ1qzn26vo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://andrewbridgman.tumblr.com/post/48049482888/probably-the-best-google-suggestions-for-a-sitting"&gt;andrewbridgman&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Probably the best google suggestions for a sitting US Senator&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://wmjs.tumblr.com/post/48050287580</link><guid>http://wmjs.tumblr.com/post/48050287580</guid><pubDate>Mon, 15 Apr 2013 13:22:01 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>halliecantor:

“The best comedy makes its audience extremely...</title><description>&lt;iframe src="http://www.collegehumor.com/e/6883787" width="400" height="246" frameborder="0" webkitAllowFullScreen allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://halliecantor.tumblr.com/post/47790906768/the-best-comedy-makes-its-audience-extremely"&gt;halliecantor&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;“The best comedy makes its audience extremely uncomfortable and pretty sure the comedian is trying to hit on them.” – Hallie Cantor, 2013&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I got awkwardly pranked. Such a goof, I’m such a dope.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://wmjs.tumblr.com/post/47794182153</link><guid>http://wmjs.tumblr.com/post/47794182153</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Apr 2013 14:18:54 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>The Cure - Pictures of You Live at Wembley Arena 1991
#TBT or...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/kcMEx4OHLOs?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The Cure - Pictures of You Live at Wembley Arena 1991&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;#TBT or whatever.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://wmjs.tumblr.com/post/47730139306</link><guid>http://wmjs.tumblr.com/post/47730139306</guid><pubDate>Thu, 11 Apr 2013 18:07:58 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>theonion:


Roger Ebert Hails Human Existence As ‘A...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/43abe2d3c6ad2733e725af6c8e115418/tumblr_mkr3dj5Gia1qckp4qo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theonion.tumblr.com/post/47136882337/roger-ebert-hails-human-existence-as-a"&gt;theonion&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;

&lt;h1&gt;Roger Ebert Hails Human Existence As ‘A Triumph’: &lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.theonion.com/articles/roger-ebert-hails-human-existence-as-a-triumph,31945/"&gt;Full Report&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h1&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://wmjs.tumblr.com/post/47137438630</link><guid>http://wmjs.tumblr.com/post/47137438630</guid><pubDate>Thu, 04 Apr 2013 17:58:11 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>This past season of “Louie” had a couple of narratives that spanned multiple episodes. What inspired...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;This past season of “Louie” had a couple of narratives that spanned multiple episodes. What inspired you to try that?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Last season was the first time I sat down and wrote the whole thing. When I wrote the Parker Posey stuff, it was really verbose and long, and I was like, “This is supposed to be one episode.” So I wrote a card that says, “This can be anything you want,” and it sat on my desk the rest of the season. Once I got to that, I was like, “Hey, telling longer stories, that’s fun.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;- Louis CK in &lt;a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2013/04/07/arts/for-louis-c-k-the-jokes-on-him.html?ref=arts&amp;amp;_r=2&amp;amp;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;The New York Times&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://wmjs.tumblr.com/post/47136122326</link><guid>http://wmjs.tumblr.com/post/47136122326</guid><pubDate>Thu, 04 Apr 2013 17:42:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>collegehumor:

What Are Millennials?: A Millennial Guide to a...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/530e98452d06b5de89cefc12f9b9bfeb/tumblr_mk0zyxT82I1qasthro1_r1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blog.collegehumor.com/post/45930291836/what-are-millennials-a-millennial-guide-to-a"&gt;collegehumor&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6878940/what-are-millennials-a-millennial-guide-to-a-millennial-world"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;What Are Millennials?: A Millennial Guide to a Millennial World&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt; [Click for more]&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;A Millennial breaks down what it means to be real and true and beauty and young.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I wrote this because I feel so mizunderstood, u kno?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://wmjs.tumblr.com/post/45931726698</link><guid>http://wmjs.tumblr.com/post/45931726698</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Mar 2013 16:07:57 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Audio</title><description>&lt;iframe class="spotify_audio_player" src="https://embed.spotify.com/?uri=spotify%3Atrack%3A0nrs1GMhbs2tEryrquus8v&amp;view=coverart" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" width="500" height="580"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://wmjs.tumblr.com/post/45930971843</link><guid>http://wmjs.tumblr.com/post/45930971843</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Mar 2013 15:57:54 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>alexwatt:


Mike and Watt Make Will Look Dumb

I smell beef...</title><description>&lt;iframe src="http://www.collegehumor.com/e/6879141" width="400" height="225" frameborder="0" webkitAllowFullScreen allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whoisalexwatt.com/post/45924547857"&gt;alexwatt&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;

&lt;h1&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6879141/mike-and-watt-make-will-look-dumb" rel="bookmark"&gt;Mike and Watt Make Will Look Dumb&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h1&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I smell beef a-cookin’, homie.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://wmjs.tumblr.com/post/45924889083</link><guid>http://wmjs.tumblr.com/post/45924889083</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Mar 2013 14:22:06 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>collegehumor:

A Royal Proclamation from Queen Beyonce [Click...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/59bc2b1bd226e0d5225399e02af703ab/tumblr_mjxcrm8Txb1qasthro1_r1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blog.collegehumor.com/post/45776727402/a-royal-proclamation-from-queen-beyonce-click-for"&gt;collegehumor&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6878599/a-royal-proclamation-from-queen-beyonce"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;A Royal Proclamation from Queen Beyonce&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt; [Click for more]&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You may continue reading.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I wrote this thing. Bow down, peasants.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://wmjs.tumblr.com/post/45782689657</link><guid>http://wmjs.tumblr.com/post/45782689657</guid><pubDate>Tue, 19 Mar 2013 17:41:04 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Audio</title><description>&lt;iframe class="spotify_audio_player" src="https://embed.spotify.com/?uri=spotify%3Atrack%3A76NsZUVarKeX70U4vVu8xJ&amp;view=coverart" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" width="500" height="580"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://wmjs.tumblr.com/post/45774566484</link><guid>http://wmjs.tumblr.com/post/45774566484</guid><pubDate>Tue, 19 Mar 2013 16:01:34 -0400</pubDate><category>holy moly</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ccbf69e4cb141e0044180d488c50cd81/tumblr_mjub6g9lfs1rfq33zo2_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/60195de30a89672998945cf074a974b0/tumblr_mjub6g9lfs1rfq33zo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://wmjs.tumblr.com/post/45675908370</link><guid>http://wmjs.tumblr.com/post/45675908370</guid><pubDate>Mon, 18 Mar 2013 11:29:05 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>slaughterhouse90210:

“Falling out of love is chiefly a matter...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1b8ceff1b90841268d197adfb7a515ba/tumblr_mjpgmwBqT81qzy4ewo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://slaughterhouse90210.tumblr.com/post/45418550372/falling-out-of-love-is-chiefly-a-matter-of"&gt;slaughterhouse90210&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“Falling out of love is chiefly a matter of forgetting how charming someone is.” &lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;―Iris Murdoch&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Slaughterhouse 90210 is so great.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://wmjs.tumblr.com/post/45422798650</link><guid>http://wmjs.tumblr.com/post/45422798650</guid><pubDate>Fri, 15 Mar 2013 11:47:47 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Cass McCombs - County Line</title><description>&lt;iframe class="spotify_audio_player" src="https://embed.spotify.com/?uri=spotify%3Atrack%3A1aVPslC1gwIhYacWIhMcnP&amp;view=coverart" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" width="500" height="580"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Cass McCombs - County Line&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://wmjs.tumblr.com/post/45212872132</link><guid>http://wmjs.tumblr.com/post/45212872132</guid><pubDate>Tue, 12 Mar 2013 17:06:23 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Audio</title><description>&lt;iframe class="spotify_audio_player" src="https://embed.spotify.com/?uri=spotify%3Atrack%3A7dvX98Nn8GccT9RJI5gNzt&amp;view=coverart" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" width="500" height="580"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://wmjs.tumblr.com/post/44553595909</link><guid>http://wmjs.tumblr.com/post/44553595909</guid><pubDate>Mon, 04 Mar 2013 13:57:16 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>This is what depression looks like.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/492efa9c8a1249cab0a790cfa3337161/tumblr_mj5fhaTpVC1qlgdf9o1_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is what depression looks like.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://wmjs.tumblr.com/post/44552172993</link><guid>http://wmjs.tumblr.com/post/44552172993</guid><pubDate>Mon, 04 Mar 2013 13:31:58 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
